Saturday, December 21, 2013

Saucy Mustard VS Steam #9 Go Home Dinosaurs!


Throw another steak on the barbie, ya fuckin' galah!






Go Home Dinosaurs is about chipmunks who like to throw barbeques.

At each barbie, they cook 3 steaks. Unfortunately for the chipmunks, some nearby dinosaurs are hungry too. There simply isn't enough steak to go around, so the chipmunks must defend their food and send the dinosaurs home.

Don't lose your butter sticks, Chippy.


Before you begin cooking, you must select some cards from your inventory. Each card grants you the ability to use one weapon. You do not have the weapons upon starting, you must collect coconuts (which are currency in this game) to purchase your equipment. With the knowledge you can only have limited equipment, it is essential to plan before you start the level.

The dinosaur opening is RIGHT there, fuck following the yellow brick road around- you pavlova fucks.

All your enemies have a health bar, which you must deplenish before they reach your barbie. If you Bek it up, there are 2 chances in the form of dynamite to help protect your lunch. The steaks also act as your end of level score. 3 steaks is the best score, and I'm sure you see where I'm going with this. (And if you don't, you should really look at that in yourself)

You also have the option to collect coins to spend in store. The shop holds exclusive weapons you cannot get by finishing levels, as well as some cosmetics- new outfits for your chipmunk, because how we dress is important, right? RIGHT!? And for vegetarians, there is a carrot mode. (Perhaps this mode was invented to try and avoid researching which enemies were actually herbivores. But they cunted it up anyway, when they failed to research which dinosaurs were around in which era.)

The steak looks like something out of Bedrock Racing.











4 comments:

  1. Gorilla bekking up the wrapping paper with xmas giftsDecember 21, 2013 at 10:51 PM

    >>The steaks also act as your end of level score. 3 steaks is the best score, and I'm sure you see where I'm going with this<<

    Elaborate, please

    >.Before you begin cooking, you must select some cards from your inventory. Each card grants you the ability to use one weapon. You do not have the weapons upon starting, you must collect coconuts (which are currency in this game) to purchase your equipment. With the knowledge you can only have limited equipment, it is essential to plan before you start the level.<<

    I read this, thinking that this game sounds awesome. Then I read this:

    >>- new outfits for your chipmunk<<

    And I was sold!!!!!!!!!


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  2. xD have fun with it man. "ICY DINOS. GET IT?"

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    1. Gorilla bekking up the wrapping paper with xmas giftsDecember 22, 2013 at 12:07 AM

      HAHAHA that guy is awesome. I like this guy "I'VE GOT DINOS ON MY SIX!!!! NO........ SEVEN!!!..... NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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