Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Greatest Sounds of our Generations Special: All Dem Feels.

Hello, everyone. It's been a while since I've had the time to formulate another article. I know you guys have been all "Ohmigosh, where is he?! He said he would update regularly and It's been like forever since his last post! This is getting out of hand. Jamirus is the only reason I even go to this stupid site anymore! Every time I sit here and hit F5 to refresh the screen praying to goodness that a new and interesting post is submitted with that funky fresh Jamirus appeal I've come to know and love!" Well, specifically Gorilla, this post is for all you (1) guys and gals out there that have been waiting... and hoping... and sacrificing lambs for! YES! It's more music!

Speaking of Sacraficing and enjoying life and such, this one's a super special GSooG! ALL DEM FEELS. Here I will provide a list of songs that I find suitable for feelings that humans tend to have every now and then. Robots just can't understand. However, if they could, we would all be dest-

Greatest Sounds of our Generations: All Dem Feels!

Why did I pick this picture? It's fucking hideous.




 Number 1. Excitement.

"Name something you feel before you purchase it."
"EXCITED!"






The Legend of Zelda series is, of course, super popular. What makes these games so exciting and enjoyable is going through dungeons. Who really cares about the stupid peice of triforce or the dumb jewel you get at the end. A new dungeon means a new fun toy to fuck around with! We all know how fucking exciting it is when you're half way through the dungeon and you see that big chest and you just KNOW you're getting something awesome! *Please note that this peice of music can also be used for agony and despair when that giant chest actually holds 1 rupee. Yeah, that's just fucking terrible*

Number 2. Am I really safe?

As safe as you can be in a zombie infested world outside of a room with a typewriter.



The Walking Dead from Tell Tale is simply a masterpeice. It's fun, fun to look at, has a great cast of characters and an impossible world and tugs at your emotions every step of the way. However, in each chapter there's a point where You're just safe. Safe to talk to Clementine as you please. It gives you a false sense of security. A chance to breath and take in everything that's happening as well as a chance to prepare for what is to come. If you're looking for an exciting roller coaster of emotions from a game then do yourself a favor and play this. You really won't regret it.

Number 3. Gotcha, you mother fucker.

"I know, You're David!"
"Wrong, you fucking moron. Your 'Guess Who' Skills suck. I was Sam the whole time!"





The best feeling in the world is playing Phoenix Wright without a guide and figuring out what the actual fuck is going on. Another great feeling is when you get to provide someone you hate wrong. This music applies to both situations. With the animations given to the perps and the astounding music backing you up, you know you've just about nailed this case. I heard that playing Pheonix Wright without music is equivocal of murdering children.

Number 4. Creation

Who doesn't love making their personal home fitted with wooden chairs and a floorless fireplace, only to have your unsuspecting Sim light the fireplace and turn your work into ash?






I can probably count the amount of hours I spent making homes in the Sims only to have them turn into a death trap for my residents. It's probably within the range of 5-10 hours. However, I'm sure other have spent countless hours doing the same. Who doesn't like to take away the ladder of a pool and watch your loved one swim endless into their death? I don't. You're fucking sick.

Well, there you go guys. I've got a date with destiny to attend to! (Not really. I'm just sitting on my chair thinking about what to eat.) Hope you enjoyed!

17 comments:

  1. Mystery solved. I couldn't sleep knowing how long it'd been since you updated.

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  2. Top 4? You couldn't find ONE more emotion to highlight, to even it all out? Bah!

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    1. Babe that'd "odden" it all out. >_>

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    2. Darling, we in Western society use the "decimal", or base ten numerical system. That means when things are rounded to ten, it makes us feel happier than a nutbug in mustard. Five, being exactly half of ten, is also of some significance.

      *pats Bek's head*

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    3. 5 is significant, too. But it is hardly "even".

      Also, NO U.

      *runs*

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  3. Gorilla awkwardly standing in between Baby and DarlingDecember 11, 2013 at 10:36 PM

    *Turns to Luchalma*

    Now, now see here! I want a goddamn article from Jamirus, and I want it now. NOT "TOMORROW", NOT "AFTER BREAKFAST", NOW.

    Cool article. Number 2. Am I really safe? was just awesome.

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  4. Gorilla throwing bins of papers at store managersDecember 12, 2013 at 5:27 PM

    Say.... say which one of you supposed movie buffs got my reference there

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    1. After Breakfast at ohayitstiffanay's?

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    2. Gorilla fucking other people's wivesDecember 12, 2013 at 6:35 PM

      JONAH JAMESON? I could see that...... It was from that movie Shawshank Redemption, ever see that one? What I want to know is which of them was ballsy enough to repeatedly use those excuses on this warden, who was out of his mind.

      *psychotic warden walks in during breakfast*
      Warden: "Bobby... just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 3 of our inmates have just escaped"

      Bobby, reading paper and eating: "J.. just.. just give me a moment... I'll get to it, today. *flips newspaper page*

      Warden: "Boy, I'm going to ask this only one time now... what did you just say to me?"

      Bobby: "ALRIGHT, AFTER BREAKFAST, CHRIST"

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    3. Gorilla fucking other peoples wives & 39 #sDecember 12, 2013 at 6:37 PM

      >>After Breakfast at ohayitstiffanay's?<<

      Careful with that, I heard that she has some sort of "auto-alert" on her name, she'll show up, promote something for 3 days , then leave you until her next product comes out.

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    4. Gorilla with 39 ampsDecember 12, 2013 at 6:38 PM

      STAY FOREVER!!!!!

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  5. This is the most popular *insert cool secret nickname Jams isn't worthy of yet* article yet!

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    1. Gorilla screaming while bench pressing a female bodybuilderDecember 12, 2013 at 8:16 PM

      We used to call ol' Arucard05, Arucard04. This was back in 05 of course

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  6. Well, I looked here thinking I'd get 1 comment tops, and was exited to see 13. Thanks guys and gal.

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    1. Gorilla reading tutorial on how to breed badgersDecember 12, 2013 at 8:14 PM

      You are welcome muffin-ass. It's the holidays and I want you to kiss me under the mistletoe, and lick whipped cream from my nipples please

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    2. We technically don't know Luchalma is a guy. Better go over there and check his/her privates.

      Also you left the "C" out of excited.

      Life as the number 1 blogger globally is gonna be rough.

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