Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Greatest Sounds of our Generations: Sega Saturn

Well, I have like 2 hours alone or something, so instead of watching porn and masturbating or swimming naked, I decided to write up a blog post. I'm not sure if this is the correct decision at this time in my life, but I guess I'll live.

So, up next for your viewing and or listening pleasure (if that's what you'd like to call it), I've decided to delve into the system that no one owned but me. The Sega Saturn!

On a side note, my cable just went out.

Friday, August 23, 2013

Robot Blog: Fruit Review- Part 4; Gorilla's Choice For A Superhero Movie, As Well As The Cast For It: Part 1; The Announcement Of The Superhero Movie, As Well As The Cast For It

 Welcome back to Fruit Review Part 4.  In honor of a new Batman actor being announced today, I reveal who I feel should be cast in a superhero movie. [/bold] [/insert jump break]

   




Monday, August 19, 2013

Comic - Back Home

Beautifully illustrated in the style of classical Lazyist artists such as Dave, and The Gooch, this comic shows what I felt was going to happen at any moment while playing Gone Home.


Gone Home: The best non game videogame I've ever barely played

Gone Home is the first game from The Fullbright Company, an independent company founded by former Bioshock developers. It's unsurprising to me that they would come from that background, as Gone Home is the kind of game I imagine Bioshock could be in a world where such a budget didn't demand the broad appeal gunplay brings.






(Don't worry, there's no spoilers.)

Friday, August 2, 2013

Top Bananas #6 - The Top Ten Cubes in Gaming (may or may not contain cubes).



First things first, the Top Banana’s team would like to set the record straight. We have not been off revelling in the joy of the witty repartee, nor have we been sidelined with a niggling hamstring injury. We have just been lazy. The Top Banana’s team, and we use team in the least literal sense, has been vacationing in luxury, sipping cocktails, and lounging in hammocks under palm trees whilst simultaneously laughing at the desperation of our fan, as he squirms in nerdy anger at the lack of mildly entertaining and wholly unimportant top ten lists. Alas, now we are back, and having secreted ourselves back into the office, we are ready to impart more unwanted gaming top tens on the Internet nation. 

This is how we spent July.