Monday, January 20, 2014

Have you put my review on the internet yet? #32 Monster Loves You!

RoboBlog is proud to bring you another special edition today. That's right, bitches. Snivy Fan is back.



 Monster Loves You! is a game where you pick a path. You have characteristics that either gain or lose points depending on the choices you make in the game.

Your first playthrough will be around half an hour, but with different choices, and ending, and achievements if you're that kind of guy or gal, you'll have plenty to do.

Snivy Fan, herself, has played several hours of this game. We caught up with her today, and here's what she had to say about it:

And that's the end of that, mates.

12 comments:

  1. How much do the monsters love you?

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    1. Depends on your choices in the game. WHERE YOU EVEN FOLLOWING ALONG, COOK?

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    2. were... fuck my life. AND I CAN'T DELETE IT OR GORILLA WILL BE ALL "YO DAWG DELETE THOSE SLANDERS AND LIES ABOUT ME" and I'll be all "DON'T MAKE ME GET THE BURNING LOTION"

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    3. Gorilla Selling Van With Bad SmellJanuary 20, 2014 at 10:06 PM

      >>Depends on your choices in the game. WHERE YOU EVEN FOLLOWING ALONG, COOK?<<

      Hi, Gorilla here. I apologize but I couldn't help but notice that this was a subtle attack against me, and frankly I'm pissed off that I am under attack, verbally. I'll have you know I was in the top percentile of the list I made of "Top 60 coolest males". Again, I'm sorry if this was misdirected but I've had it up to here with the conspiracies against myself on this site, and others.

      Gorilla Here. I notated that you left the "t" out of RobotBlog, yes, intentional I assume, but it is imperative that you remember please.

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    4. Bek never quite measuring upJanuary 21, 2014 at 4:44 PM

      The attack against you wasn't subtle at all. WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU AROUND HERE.

      Look, Gorilla, I'm going to level with you. The amount of love between you and babes is something I cannot replicate easily. I can't compare to those passionate nights you shared in Santa Barbara, I can't hold him at night.. when the tears come, like you can. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. *runs off hysterically*

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    5. Babe, wait!!

      *runs a short distance, then stops*

      Who am I kidding. I can't keep trying to juggle all these feelings. I know what I want. I know what I've always wanted. Everything and everyone else was just a distraction from the love I never had the courage to pursue. But it's time now. No more fucking around. If there's something you want in life, you have to take it, or ask for it very nicely.

      Sir Pyro, I love you.

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    6. Kendon and Cookington certainly do have a thing going on.

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  2. Dexy&#39;s Tomato CutebugJanuary 20, 2014 at 3:49 AM

    Half an hour!? I have twice that and I'm nowhere NEAR the end. Either Snivy Fan is some kind of Super Gamer, or I am really slow at selecting answers to multiple choice questions.

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    1. Sexy&#39;s Mustard NutbugJanuary 20, 2014 at 6:34 AM

      M-hmm, m-hmm. *Jots down "Jealous of Snivy Fan"*

      Snivy Fan is quicker than Keith Rambo.

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  3. Gorilla Selling Van With Bad SmellJanuary 20, 2014 at 10:07 PM

    Who's a cutebug?! Who's a cutie cutie cutebug! Haha you're a cutie cutiebuggie!

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    1. Perhaps you'd get more people interested in buying your van if you get yourself a topless cutebug to sit on the hood.

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  4. MUCH COMMENT!

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