Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Wild Dogs Cry Out in the Night #28: Don't Starve

Today we have a special edition of Branbekka's Blog. So, in the interest of not starving, grab a plate of nachos and get your ass back here.


Snivy Fan brings you this:



Some Tips from Snivy Fan:

If you are Wilson you can't shave his beard.
Also do not let any of those big crazy monster thingies get you.
And also do not (definitely not) let the fly get you. They are kinda like a mosquito. And hurt your character.
To make the science machine you need 4 lots of wood, 4 rocks and 1 golden nugget.
The science machine lets you make more cool things.
One of the characters has advice for the gold nugget. You can't make a coffee table out of gold. Well, maybe you can, but you shouldn't.
Woody is called Woody because he has an axe and chops down trees.
If you can't make a fire at night and you have Willow you definitely definitely need the lighter. They come with... something.

The End. Blah Blah Blah.

Love, Snivy Fan.


9 comments:

  1. This is cute, I like cute things. MOAR!

    - Evan

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  2. So am I supposed to use my trap like Step 7 still, or not? Get back to me on that.

    Fantastic review. You're going places Snivy Fan. Africa, specifically.

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    1. Hmmm. Snivy fan should be taught the lyrics to O Canada. Only then will she truly be "going places"

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    2. *insert hundreds of steam emotes*

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  4. Gorilla Exiting Docked SpaceshipJanuary 8, 2014 at 8:50 PM

    *reads note*

    BY GODS, IS THAT A CYCLOPS???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *runs for the hills*

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  5. Booker, catch. *throws food*

    DON'T STARVE.

    FOR FUCK'S SAKE. DON'T STARVE.

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