Thursday, April 17, 2014

Chicken Shit #4: Toki Tori 2

If playing Toki Tori wasn't punishment enough, you should get right on in to the sequel.

As far as I can tell, Toki Tori 2 is a game where you make the froggies eat the pink thingies, and then get in a bubble to float to the next area. Wash, Rinse, Repeat. Maybe throw in a few birds, and some collectibles that don't seem to be hidden very well at all in this linear turd game.

Another hard to find collectible, right near the checkpoint.

Toki Tori doesn't have the same powers s/he had in the first game, unfortunately.
So, what exactly can s/he do?

Toki Tori can ground stomp and sing songs. S/he can also walk. That's basically it. Singing draws other creatures near. You think you're a good as my Tomato Sauce singing me the hits? WELL YOU'RE NOT, TOKI. NOT EVEN CLOSE. Ground stomping repels the creatures, or drops them from ceilings.

I don't have anything nice to say about this game so I'll just quit right now.


  1. *clap clap clap*

    Now. Review Toki Tori 3!

  2. I would have given this game a fair shake, had I reviewed it. Sometimes I think the reviewers on this site are paid off from the big-timers like EA.