Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Tough Tits Crabsticks Variation #24: Bad Hotel

Hotels have been some what of a fascination for me since I was a young child. Something about them intrigued me. They appeared so elegant and exotic. Will Bad Hotel live up to my fantasy? Or will it live up to its name?


Never Not Singing I'm Too Sexy #23: Bientôt l'été

Branbekka has reviewed some weird games thus far on this journey, but Bean Tote Latte is just something else man. I don't know what that something is, but it sure is it.



"20 Minute Bubble Puzzle Bek" loves "Babes" #22: Lilly Looking Through

How many of you among us have wished we could go back to the past and change it? I know I certainly have. Too bad I've been looking in all the wrong places. The answer isn't getting a DMC DeLorean. You need to get yourself a pair of sweet, sweet goggles.


Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Second Annual Golden Lotion Awards - Book II: This Time It's Personal

It's that time of the year again folks.

2013 was a big year in gaming. There were some very high profile releases, smaller independent developers continued to grab a bigger slice of the pie, and after what seems like several decades, the next generation of consoles finally, finally arrived (Oh, what's that about the Wii U?). Like always, there were some nice surprises and some terrible disappointments.

Join us now as we crack open the bottle to reveal the winners of...



 

Agreeing to a Sausage McMuffin Unknowingly #21: Dead Hungry Diner

I'm a zombie, you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk.



Friday, December 27, 2013

Worst Branbekkastructures #19: MacGuffin's Curse



At first glance, MacGuffin's Curse is about moving blocks. Then batteries. Turns out... I wasn't wrong.



Super Brexagon #18: Super Hexagon

What's your favourite shape? Is it the triangle, a rhombus, a trapezium? If you said any of those, you're wrong. You just like the word Isosceles. So, unless you have a girlfriend who sings you Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and you like diamonds because of it, then the correct answer is the Hexagon.



Why? Because shut up. That's why.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Alliterating American Aligators #17: Flora's Fruit Farm




I could sit here, and go on about how this game is important in encouraging us all to eat our produce (once we rinse it, of course). But instead, I'll let you in on the real secret everyone plays this game.



The biggest Lions fans in the world #16: Amnesia- the Dark Descent

After being told this game was the scariest game ever, Rebecca decided to give it a whirl.