The 4th (Semi-Regular) Golden Lotion Awards

It's that time again. Where we at Beware the Robot Squad reflect on the year passed. The good, the not so good, and the very not so good.


2017 was, in many ways, a less than stellar year. It was a year of anger, of fear, outrage, helplessness and divide. Where the needs of the many were ignored for the needs of the few. Where humanity slid closer and closer to its inevitable nuclear end.


But hey. It was a pretty swell year for video games.

There's a hair in my chicken #60

So, I decided to play a clicker game. It was also an Early Access game.

Jalapeño Lasagna #59: Voodoo Garden

Undetale!!

It seems like today every game decides to throw in RPG elements. They just seem to mix so well into every Genre. Be it first person shooter in the form of Call of Duty or Battlefield, Action games with level up mechanics or customizing how your character develops. Hell, there's even Rhythm games incorporating RPG elements with Final Fantasy Theatrhythm!

Retroulette Special: Grand Theft Auto III

I know what you're thinking.

(Or probably not, but for the sake of this next sentence I'm going to suppose that this is the case.)

Grand Theft Auto III? Isn't that a little too new for Retroulette?

The short answer is no. Because this is my site and I make the rules.

REVIEW - Persona 5 (PS4/PS3)

The year of long delayed games continues!

REVIEW - Shovel Knight (PS4/Vita/PS3/PC/Mac/Xbox One/Wii U/Linux/Fire TV)

I'm a little late on this one.

REVIEW - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch/Wii U)

Announced exclusively for the Wii U,  Breath of the Wild is out now four years and one additional platform later.

No More Pick #58: Pretty Girls Mahjong Solitaire

The Garage Made It to Heaven Too #57: Woodle Tree Adventures

It's 2017, and it's really time to buckle down and tackle this Steam backlog. The first game of the year is...