Thursday, January 5, 2017

No More Pick #58: Pretty Girls Mahjong Solitaire

This game is almost impossible. The only way to beat it, is to have your entire family standing around, quickly screenshotting and pausing the game so you can find more picks.

Fucking finally.

It's incredibly easy to run out of time by not matching the Mahjong tiles fast enough. The other extremely frustrating, tedious, bullshit about this game is that tiles that need to be paired together, will be on top of their pair, making them unusable. This happens a lot. There is no shuffle tiles option, or any power ups at all for that matter.

Don't let the Yin and Yang fool you, there's nothing peaceful about playing this.

There are 5 Pretty Girls, each with bigger cans than the last. At the end of their respective stages, they strip into just their underwear. The girls do not look happy about this, which makes me sad for them.

Play this game if you like poking your eyes out with a fork, fake balloon jubblies and being stuck on the same level for hours through no fault of your own.

A glimpse into my recycling bin.

1 comment:

  1. It was all worth it for that hot PG-13 style almost nudity of cartoon ladies though.