Friday, May 16, 2014

Babes better bring me back a burger #50: Castle Crashers

Castle Crashers is a side scrolling RPG that's fun for all ages. You can have up to 4 players and it's better if you play it with someone.




The levels generally consist of taking out a bunch of enemies, with your equipped weapon, crossbow, magic or bombs. You can buy bombs at stores and you get a chance to level up your magic when you distribute your skill points. The weapons each have different stats and some can only be obtained after you've beat the game and begin a second playthrough on Insane Difficulty.

Hack and slash.

Along the way, you'll find pets. Some are well hidden and you may need to use bombs or other methods to get to them. Each pet has a perk. They may raise your strength or defense, help you find fruit on the map to heal you and some may even attack your enemies.

Just stocking up on some supplies.


Pets and weapons can both be swapped with the ones you have unlocked in the Animal Ark and the Blacksmith, respectively.


Fuckin' round in the Blacksmith.

Once you defeat a boss, you will get a giant treasure chest full of loot. If you're playing with other players, you'll need to duel it out to see who gets to save the damsel in distress, and thus, getting a smooch for all to see.
Boss battle.

Competing for princesses and lighting aliens on fire.

There is a mode called All You Can Quaff, where you can compete against other players or the CPU in an eating contest.


This hurts your fingers quite a lot.

I would highly recommend this game.


5 comments:

  1. You forgot to mention that any gold you see is MINE, and no one else is allowed to touch it. Even if you're playing with me.

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    1. Not playing with me. NOT.

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    2. Damn it. Damn it I ruined it.

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    3. Forget it. It wasn't funny anyway.

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    4. I actually almost put that in the review. "Castle Crashers is a game where you race everyone else for the gold." And only NOW am I think of the song. And now I want to listen to Song For Nutbug 4.

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