Retroulette #31: Rocket Ranger

It's been too long. I almost forgot how great it was to blindly jump into a game that statistically will be the worst goddamn thing I ever played.

So here we have Rocket Ranger, for the NES. That name tells us absolutely nothing. 90% of games in the 80s contained at least one of those words, and I'm pretty sure at least 20 games used both.

REVIEW - Borderlands 2 (360/PS3)

Bazillions of guns, sassy robots, and shoot n' loot action. That's right partner; the highly anticipated sequel to 2009's Borderlands is out now, and I've put it through its paces.

The Doctors Have Left the Building: Bioware's Woes Continue

Bioware used to be the most promising developer in the industry. After being founded in 1995, it released a string of role playing game that shaped the genre for years to come. Baldur's Gate. Neverwinter Nights. Knights of the Old Republic. Jade Empire.

The world owes you a debt for this, Bioware.

Jamirus' Pushmo Adventures Episode 4: I'm a Gamblin' man.

Welcome to episode 4! This next pushmo is dedicated to my dear friend, Arucard.

Joe Danger 2: The Movie Giveaway

Yeah, Raptr gave out a whole bunch of codes for Joe Danger 2. Perhaps you aren't a member of Raptr, perhaps you were making a sandwich while all the codes were being absorbed by the masses, perhaps you were sleeping. Look, I don't know your life man. But anyway, I've come into possession of a code that I don't need.

You want it? Of course you do. You can't beat the price.

This could be yours! Oh shit is that a jetpack in the background!?

The rules are simple. Just post a comment on this article and give some way for me to contact you if you win.  At 6PM EST tomorrow I will draw a winner randomly. Post anything you want!



Well, try to keep it only a little bit racist if you can.


UPDATE: And it's all over. The Randomator has decided Doruhan is better than the rest of you.

Jamirus' Pushmo Adventures Episode 3: In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!

Welcome back, everyone! Episode 3 is sure to be a blast! Please enjoy my Sailor Moon Pushmo!

Jamirus' Pushmo Adventures Episode 2: I dream of Pushing.

Hello, and welcome to my pushmo puzzle of the week! This week is brought to you by my favorite NES games, Little Nemo: The Dream Master!

Please enjoy!

A Grown-Ass Man Continues To Play: JumpStart 3rd Grade

Back to Mystery Mountain! Last time, we put up with Polly's bullshit long enough to find one of the clues needed to find out where she sent one of the robots. But you have to find like four of the damn things.

Per robot.

And there's like 25 robots.

Polly, you're a straight up bitch.

Sony, you have GOT to be shitting me

Sony.


Sony, Sony, Sony.


You're not doing too great these days. I understand that. You're cutting jobs, shutting down developers, canceling games. Things aren't looking great for you right now. Even worse, the Vita isn't doing too hot. It has a decent but small library of games, and so much potential it hurts. But there's a problem....

Jamirus' Pushmo Adventures Episode 1: To Push or Not to Push; A Mega Man with a Mega Problem

Ever heard of the game Pushmo for the 3DS? I have! I've also created a few levels for the WHOLE WORLD to enjoy! This is Jamirus, bringing you my...

PUSHMO LEVEL OF THE WEEK!

It's way better than it looks!