Retroulette #31: Rocket Ranger

It's been too long. I almost forgot how great it was to blindly jump into a game that statistically will be the worst goddamn thing I ever played.

So here we have Rocket Ranger, for the NES. That name tells us absolutely nothing. 90% of games in the 80s contained at least one of those words, and I'm pretty sure at least 20 games used both.

REVIEW - Borderlands 2 (360/PS3)

Bazillions of guns, sassy robots, and shoot n' loot action. That's right partner; the highly anticipated sequel to 2009's Borderlands is out now, and I've put it through its paces.

The Doctors Have Left the Building: Bioware's Woes Continue

Bioware used to be the most promising developer in the industry. After being founded in 1995, it released a string of role playing game that shaped the genre for years to come. Baldur's Gate. Neverwinter Nights. Knights of the Old Republic. Jade Empire.

The world owes you a debt for this, Bioware.

Jamirus' Pushmo Adventures Episode 4: I'm a Gamblin' man.

Welcome to episode 4! This next pushmo is dedicated to my dear friend, Arucard.

Joe Danger 2: The Movie Giveaway

Yeah, Raptr gave out a whole bunch of codes for Joe Danger 2. Perhaps you aren't a member of Raptr, perhaps you were making a sandwich while all the codes were being absorbed by the masses, perhaps you were sleeping. Look, I don't know your life man. But anyway, I've come into possession of a code that I don't need.

You want it? Of course you do. You can't beat the price.

This could be yours! Oh shit is that a jetpack in the background!?

The rules are simple. Just post a comment on this article and give some way for me to contact you if you win.  At 6PM EST tomorrow I will draw a winner randomly. Post anything you want!



Well, try to keep it only a little bit racist if you can.


UPDATE: And it's all over. The Randomator has decided Doruhan is better than the rest of you.

Jamirus' Pushmo Adventures Episode 3: In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!

Welcome back, everyone! Episode 3 is sure to be a blast! Please enjoy my Sailor Moon Pushmo!

Jamirus' Pushmo Adventures Episode 2: I dream of Pushing.

Hello, and welcome to my pushmo puzzle of the week! This week is brought to you by my favorite NES games, Little Nemo: The Dream Master!

Please enjoy!