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Ok, damn it. I don't know how to play Chess.
Yes, it's true. Checkers is more my speed, especially when it's of the Bloody variety. At times, this has caused others to assume I am intellectually inferior. This always works to my advantage as I Columbo their asses with my delightfully piquant wit.
But of course it had to be Chess. Shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
This may be the shortest Retroulette ever.
