I've come to a sad realization recently. Allow me to explain.
There's a game on Steam that looks really cool by the name of Dustforce. This game is currently on sale for $5. After looking at videos and reviews of the game I was convinced this was a game I would enjoy, and that I should purchase it. But before buying it I looked to see if there were any Achievements. This is what I saw:
One Achievement. And one that almost nobody has. It might as well not have any at all.