The very best thing about games in the Classic Age of gaming are the straight-to-the-point titles. You could name a game
Racing, because there was no confusion yet as to which racing game you're talking about. Racing is the one where you race. If you wanted to play a baseball game, you got Baseball, and if you wanted your child to hate you, you got E.T.
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| Or you could just hit them. Whatever is fastest. |
Imagine the same principle applied to today's games. Halo is
Alien Shooter, Call of Duty is
Foreigner Shooter, Bioshock is
Pretentious Shooter, and Katamari Damacy is
Acid Trip.
Today's game is Adventure for the Atari 2600, and it is the game where you go on an adventure.
