Gorilla had ear wax that day #35: Zero Gear

3, 2, 1...

60% of the bloggers here have played this game. Though, frankly, one of them sticks out like a sore banana with his fancy Google logo.

Too "top" for the rest of us, eh, Banana?

Anyhow. Zero Gear is a racing game that is more adorable than Speed Freaks. I didn't even think that was possible.

Babes is off to a flying start. ♥

The controls were really difficult for me to get used to. Gorilla had a similar issue, and at one point even typed to me that the KEYBOARD WAS BETTER. Pick up your monocle, shine it off and keep reading.

Someone's causing a kerfuffle.

The boost bar seemingly never ran out. It would just keep topping up, like some kind of Everlasting Booststopper. 

There was a lot of fun modes, which helps in a racer in my opinion. Racing is a lot of fun (or else why would I play them?) but exciting modes are always welcome.

One of the modes we played was Skee Ball with cars. I couldn't quite figure out how to score the maximum points here, despite us playing it about 30 times in a row.

Extreme.

In another mode, the track was a loop and I didn't quite get the point of this. So what I did was wait for Gorilla to go AFK and then drive him off the cliff.

Spaaaaaaaaaaace.

Ever since watching an episode of Top Gear where they play "Car Soccer" - (No Brits, I refuse to call it "Football") I've thought it looked wicked and I wanted to try it. I finally got my chance on Zero Gear. It was virtually impossible to get a goal and it just felt like it dragged on forever. (Kind of like actual soccer.)There was also a similar mode with basketball. It seemed even harder.

And the winner is.... no one.